Don't Marry a Computer Enginee

Don't Marry a Computer Engineer



- Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
- Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
- Husband : Bad command or filename.
- Wife: But I told you in the morning
- Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
- Wife: What about my new TV?
- Husband : Variable not found . . .
- Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
- Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied (I believe in Biodata)
- Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
- Husband : Too many parameters . . .
- Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
- Husband : Data type mismatch.
- Wife: You are useless.
- Husband : It's by Default.
- Wife: What about your Salary?
- Husband : File in use . . . Try later. (I believe in Biodata)

- Wife: What is my value in the family.
- Husband : Unknown Virus.

@ziz: that's the way .. aha aha .. I like you

I propose a good solution for the husband: Kaspersky antigirl V 9.000.12

good morning and have a nice day! (do we say that, Teacher?) well I am qute married with my computer ! even if I am not nearby my computer is on and, frm time to time I come back to it (him!!! i should say beause i cant live without !!!) and check.... mammy djaouida

@ziz a écrit:

I propose a good solution for the husband: Kaspersky antigirl V 9.000.12

I advice the wife to change husband

Hellou everyboudy

Gestore a écrit:

Hellou everyboudy

like you and hlima if she changes the husband she goes to @ziz he is a handsome man right @bou al3az

mira a écrit:
like you and hlima if she changes the husband she goes to @ziz he is a handsome man right @bou al3az

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't Leave me Hlimaaaaaaaaaa Don't leave me girl please stay with me today ( soyons correct)
Mira & @ziz: I'll Kill you

mira a écrit:

Gestore a écrit:

Hellou everyboudy

like you and hlima if she changes the husband she goes to @ziz he is a handsome man right @bou al3az

té sûr cé bien toi mira .... qui poste ses messages
non mais cé t elle.....!!!!! oh mon dieuuuuuuuuuuuuu

yes offcorse mira I am a very very very very handsome man
et si Mlle Hlima ne m'en veux pas , tampis

error error liar liar

je doute que votre niveau d'anglais est nul mira , il est bien mieux que le mien au moins

system failed !!! systeme nead to be formatted